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10 of the Funniest Running Jokes You’ll Ever Read
Running the DICK’S Sporting Goods Pittsburgh Marathon requires discipline, hard work, perserverance, and LAUGHTER. While it is a serious undertaking, the 26.2 mile distance is incomplete without some lighthearted fun to get you through the most challenging parts of the marathon journey! We’ve compiled some of the funniest running jokes to keep you motivated and smiling throughout the highs and lows of marathon training. Check it out!
1. How did the barber win the race?
He took a shortcut.
2. I like my morning run more than I like most people.
3. What do you call a free treadmill?
OUTSIDE!
4. Did you hear what happened at the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
The lettuce was always ahead, and the tomato was playing ketch-up.
5. Why did the chicken run across the road?
A car was coming.
6. That marathon moment when you realize your next stop is FOOD!
7. What do runners do when they forget something?
They JOG their memory.
8. Runners be like:
9. Do you know who invented running marathons?
The human race.
10. Don’t be this guy when prepping for the DICK’S Sporting Goods Pittsburgh Marathon in 2022.
